Lair of the Jewish Ninja

A picture of me taken by one of my students

The bold author reveals himself in broad daylight! Known in other venues as Worldmage or Confanity, he lurks wherever the lurkin's good.

Identifying features of this odd character: he's a Junebug, born in the Common Era year 1981. In Greek, then, he's a Gemini; in Chinese, a Rooster. He's Jewish in an unorthodox way, of general literary pretensions, and has a deep and abiding love for many things quirky. The author has, in his time, run long-distance, fenced epee, studied various Eastern martial arts, studied English and German to levels expected of a Bachelor, and immediately tossed it all away to live and learn a third foreign langauge in Japan.

Random, serindipitous online trivia tests can teach us many things about him as well...

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Confanity!

  1. It is impossible to fold Confanity more than seven times!
  2. Confanity can sleep for three and a half years.
  3. If you lace Confanity from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  4. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Confanity'!
  5. Confanity once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  6. Worldwide, Confanity is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
  7. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Confanity.
  8. Confanity, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
  9. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Confanity.
  10. Peanuts and Confanity are beans!



What Classic Movie Are You?
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What Famous Leader Are You?
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What Video Game Character Are You? I am Kong.I am Kong.
Strong and passionate, I tend to be misunderstood, sometimes even feared. I don't want to fight, I don't want to cause trouble, all I ask is a little love, and a little peace. If I don't get what I want, I get angry, and throw barrels and flaming oil at whatever's stopping me.

Alternately, it tells me, "If you were not Kong you'd be..."

What Video Game Character Are You? I am an Asteroid.I am an Asteroid.
I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind.

Asteroid sounds safer... if I get shot, I break up into multiple smaller mes.



As Dumbledore, you are talented, intelligent and powerful! You may prefer to be in a leadership position, and always uphold what is right. You set trends with your crazy beard.



You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer
Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!

You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you

You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil

How you live your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others

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